Full disclosure: Mom told me I was free to blog about their island vacation, so to be fair, I am not saying anything I wouldn’t want them to read. Maybe this will encourage Daddy to read at least one of my posts!
To begin, I was absolutely ecstatic my parents came for 5 nights and I wanted to take them all around the island. The former scheduler in me kicked in and I organized an itinerary, made reservations, rented an SUV (with enough leg room for Daddy and 4 wheel drive for the bumpy Dominican roads), got the maps, researched activities and restaurants and things they would find interesting. We used that schedule for about… the first 12 hours.
They arrive Wednesday evening and we start off the trip at Fort Young Hotel. In Dominica its luxury, but the inside of the rooms are like a very nice, typical American hotel for a little over $150 a night. It’s where my friends stayed, it’s where I sneak in to use the gym and the pool, it’s got the best restaurant in town, you get the picture. Dinner the first night was about $400 EC for four people. I saw his eyes bulge out and reminded him it was in EC so he could divide by 3- that’s a great deal for dinner for four.
Thursday morning we wake up to go fishing and after 5 unsuccessful but sunny hours. I caught a sunburn and Daddy caught a Spanish Mackrel. Looking back, I think I should have saved the fishing for the end of the trip to give him something to really look forward to. After the fishing we went to the bank to exchange some money. My dad’s a banker, nothing slips by him. He figured out that you divide EC by 2.6, not 3. So he figured out how much dinner last night actually cost. That night I took them to a place where the steak tenderloin was served sliced and pounded like chicken piccata. Oops. Once again bill came and I reminded him, “Divide by 2.6 Daddy.” I could feel his blood pressure lower, but no more extravagant experimental restaurants.
At lunch on Friday I introduced Momma and Daddy to a man I had met, Valter from Brazil. Daddy said, “Invite him to sit with us, I hear there is really good bird hunting in Brazil!” Side note- often Daddy complains that I talk to fast, I get carried away and ramble on and he cannot understand me. Valter was the EXACT opposite. He spoke very clear, and very slow. So slow in fact, that you wanted to slap him and tell him to spit it out already! After a loooong leisurely lunch with Valter we left Roseau to explore the island. That was the day I came to the realization that paying more does not equate getting more. The exotic jungle resort I had booked for us turned out to be a very chicly decorated treehouse with no AC and an outside shower. Momma and I were ecstatic about doing yoga in the jungle, but my Dad is the kind of man that likes to unwind with cable TV and CNN, not a hammock tied to a palm tree. He made the best of the situation. “I’m in Alaska, going trout fishing in the morning,” he said. Momma made friends with the cute Dominican cultural show performers that entertained us after dinner and we went to sleep in our treehouse with a nice breeze and all the doors and windows open… until a torrential downpour woke us up at 3 a.m. I’ll be honest; I like a tin roof when it rains, but that’s a tin roof over a ceiling insulated on a house- this was a piece of tin protecting us from literally a tropical storm. “I’m in Canada,” Daddy said, “I’m going bear hunting in the morning,” he kept telling himself.
One night in the jungle was enough for us so we packed up early Saturday morning and decided to hit a scenic waterfall and do some hiking. I had my maps, I asked directions, and we took off to see Sui Sui Falls. “Ask directions, Dominicans are very friendly” everyone says. The first time we pulled over for directions to the falls a toothless man with a machete replied “Chicken?” I kid you not. I repeat- we asked for directions, he asked us “Chicken?” Two more stops for directions and we ended up with our own tour guide, Dean. Dean was also toothless but a lot more helpful than the chicken man and took us into the jungle to see a waterfall and even served us coconut water! Poor Momma had to sit in the backseat with Dean, and his scent lingered after we dropped him off. Truth be told, we didn’t actually make it to the waterfall because after a 45 minute climb down a mountain and crossing one part of the river in our socks and shoes, the rain started and Dean advised against chancing the river being too high to re-cross. I looked at Daddy in his soaking wet tennis shoes and socks and he smiled and said, “I’m elk hunting in Colorado.” We stopped at a place to dry off after the falls, low and behold- there was Valter!!! He was doing a little exploring himself and was so excited to see us he wanted to tag along for the rest of the day, but we couldn’t handle him literally slowing us down so we left him there. Since we left the jungle we needed to find another place to stay, we stopped at a place on the opposite side of the island but upon speaking to the Manager he said he had one room left, and he said a gentleman from Brazil was coming to take it. Valter!!! What a small island. You know where we finally ended up? Back at Fort Young in Roseau. That night Daddy’s steak was served in one piece and we went to bed with air conditioning.
Sunday morning I went to go meet my parents for breakfast and came to find Valter sitting at the table for three. I’d been booted out. Anyway, considering the wonderful time I had with my friends at Trafalgar falls, and the funny hiking experience Dean took us on Saturday, I wanted to take my parents to what I believe are the most beautiful spot on the island- Trafalgar Falls. They loved the majesty of the twin falls and we pool hopped from ice cold spring water to boiling hot sulpher water and really made the most of the day. Momma was so cute jumping from rock to rock and Daddy sat back and relaxed in the clean water. After a delicious lunch with an amazing view and gardens and landscaping to explore, we crossed the jungle again, getting closer the airport so we wouldn’t have too long of a drive before their trip. I think after 4 days I finally learned how to drive on the left side of the road- only go 15 miles per hour! That way you can avoid all the speed bumps and don’t have to ever slam on your breaks when a bus flies at you around a hairpin curve!
I was proud of my parents when they surprised me at the villa in Scandicci outside of Florence, Italy (they navigated the bus system all by their-selves) and we spent the night on the Eurail together. I really put them through a work out in DC when I drug them through every Smithsonian and to every single monument in one day, while in their dress clothes. But, I have to say, this trip was definitely the best! We talked about politics, religion, culture, Vietnam, and relationships, and learned a bit more about compromise and compassion towards each other. Wonderful trip! I spoke to them on Skype once they were home and you wanna know who they both asked about, their new BFF Valter! Maybe their next vacation will be to Brazil!